IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD

Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

Men would get reputations for sleeping around. 

Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding 
rings in their pockets.

A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he
is breathing.

Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard
would increase by 40 pounds.

Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

Men would not be allowed  to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of
bedtime.

Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard
for none  of the credit.

Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks."

Men would bring drinks, chips and dips to women watching soap operas.

Men  would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would
be no pictures.

Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "Sure, we
can talk, is now okay?"

Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.

Men would wonder what WE are thinking.

Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their computer.

Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.

Men would divide up chores with women so WOMEN could be horny.

TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.

All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.

During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19
year olds.

Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.

After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to
wait on their wives hand and foot.

For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two year
old for six weeks.